{"id":9015,"date":"2022-09-01T15:19:50","date_gmt":"2022-09-01T13:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/angry-liskov.152-53-172-188.plesk.page\/httpdocs\/de\/?p=9015"},"modified":"2022-09-01T15:24:43","modified_gmt":"2022-09-01T13:24:43","slug":"der-motto-tag-schulstart-war-ein-voller-erfolg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nolimits.bar\/de\/der-motto-tag-schulstart-war-ein-voller-erfolg\/","title":{"rendered":"Der Motto-Tag Schulstart war ein voller Erfolg!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ein nettes Gedicht das wir von einem der Protagonisten per Email bekommen haben:<\/p>\n

Wenn der Sch\u00fcler ist zu faul zum Englisch streben,<\/p>\n

ja, dann kann er wirklich was erleben.<\/p>\n

Auf den R\u00fccken, die Beine hochgehoben,<\/p>\n

wird der Ingwer in des Sch\u00fclers Arsch\u00a0geschoben.<\/p>\n

Denn Merke: Wenn\u00a0der Sch\u00fcler\u00a0 nicht pariert,<\/p>\n

wird er mittels Rohrstock diszipliniert!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Ein nettes Gedicht das wir von einem der Protagonisten per Email bekommen haben: Wenn der Sch\u00fcler ist zu faul zum Englisch streben, ja, dann kann er wirklich was erleben. Auf […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-veranstaltungen"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8QwXP-2lp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nolimits.bar\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nolimits.bar\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nolimits.bar\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nolimits.bar\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nolimits.bar\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9015"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.nolimits.bar\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9018,"href":"https:\/\/www.nolimits.bar\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9015\/revisions\/9018"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nolimits.bar\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nolimits.bar\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nolimits.bar\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}